These chicken puns are also a great way to figure out if your little chicken nugget has all the fixings to become a comedi-hen of their own. Take a peek at our list to teach your kids some classic zingers and see if they can stretch their funny bone to make up their own! Whether you’re looking for a fun activity to play with your kids or just to give breakfast a little bit of humor, these chicken puns will have everyone cracking up.
50 Chicken Puns
- Chick a sickie.
- Can you hand me a hen-kerchief?
- Wow. You sure know how to lay it on chick.
- Even though I had an omelet for breakfast, I’m still peckish!
- Duh duh duhhh…the plot chickens.
- You are the wind beneath my chicken wings.
- I have great eggs-pectations from you.
- You’re just a one chick pony!
- What do chickens order at a Chinese restaurant? An eggroll.
- A chick of the light.
- Dancing chick to chick!
- We are as chick as thieves.
- If you think your chicken coop is haunted you better call the eggs-orcist!
- I love New Yolk City!
- If you like it, then you should put a wing on it!
- Did you know chickens make great musicians? They have their own drumsticks!
- Did you hear about the hen who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.
- Let’s watch a chick flick!
- If you were a chicken, you sure would be im-peck-able.
- What dance do chickens refuse to do? The foxtrot.
- Cluck your heels together, it’s Fry-day!
- Don’t be chicken about it.
- What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance!
- What is a chicken’s favorite movie? A Cluckwork Orange.
- Working around the cluck.
- Everyone is a comedi-hen around here!
- Your hen-writing has improved.
- Where will you find a chicken letter? In a hen-velope
- Get chicked out.
- You look so hen-some tonight, darling!
- Chickens always find themselves in peck-uliar circumstances!
- You really beaked my interest.
- You better watch your behavior or you’ll get eggs-pelled from school!
- A chicken always has egg-splosion of fun on their birthday.
- Hey, beautiful. I can’t stop chicken you out!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist.
- Did you hear about the chicken who graduated high school? She got a hen-ourable mention.
- I see you are up to your old chicks.
- What’s a chicken’s favorite dessert? A peck-an pie.
- Can you help me? I’m kinda in a peck-le.
- I really can’t wing for losing!
- When old McDonald suddenly died, the police suspected fowl play.
- The best chicken puns don’t fall far from the poul-tree.
- You really know how to see the big peck-ture.
- If you don’t love chicken puns, please find the eggs-it.
- Did you hear about the chicken who couldn’t stop cursing? He really had some fowl language.
- What do you call someone who steals a chicken? A chicken pot pirate.
- The bigger the chicken, the harder they fowl.
- Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just having an eggs-istential crisis.
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